Two Months Off
Posted in Old Live Journal, Uncategorized on June 16th, 2007 by JonathanHi all,
I have thankfully left Las Vegas this morning and headed to a part of America that the is truth is still unknown, yep I’ve been to the edge and back and made it! So where have I been? “Groom Lake”? nope never heard of it, well this area is best known as “AREA 51″ OK so you can’t see the worlds longest run-way, in fact all you can see is some hills and some guards sitting in pick up waiting for you to step over the line and gun you down and then hand you over to the local Sheriff in bits (who by the way must be fed up with processing obsessed UFO fans that try to get further into the area than they should)
Before all that I drove down the “ExtraTerrestrial Highway-375″ to “Rachel” the home of the “Little A’Le’Inn” where you can dine and enjoy the company of the friendly staff who will point you in the direction of Area 51, tell you stories and sell you tons of stuff with (guess what) Aliens on it. Thanks to Betty for making my lunch, the chat and the directions, they worked a treat! (only one mile out) and the guards didn’t even get out of there pick-up truck to welcome me and the fellow 2 brits and an America that were already there (shame on them!)
One big disappointment was that the worlds largest KFC logo has now been removed from the desert (bummer) but here’s the link if you don’t know what the hell I’m talking about:
http://www.kfc.com/about/pressreleases/111406.asp
http://www.kfc.com/about/pressreleases/111406/popup_satellite.asp
So what about the photographs? well due to the fact that I was sworn by the guards never to reproduce the photographs of the site and the surrounding area ever you will never see them, but below are some images I took before I swore an oath to America.
Remember the Alamo? Well this place is the first hint that you are getting close to Area 51, don’t talk to the locals they are all cloned robots that are Government controlled! Alamo has two sides to it’s front. 1) The bus picks up the locals and takes them to work at Groom Lake 2) It’s almost your last stop to get gas before you run out like the idiots at I met at Little A’Le’Inn! (make sure you have a full tank before driving in the desert!)
Hold on to your hats! Low Flying Aircraft (that you may or may not recognize)
Welcome to the “Extraterrestrial Highway”
And now for the fun stuff, the photographs that your not meant to see:
The end of the road for you and me.
The sensors keeping an eye and ear on you.
The watch tower keeping an eye on you.
I found this abandoned camp site complete with massive telescope just 1 mile from the guards!
Well I hope you have enjoyed today’s update, I’m off to Salt Lake City tomorrow.
Take care
Jonathan Fridlington